I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I've blown a few things in my day
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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