I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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