She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
