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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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