My nipple is on Facebook.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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