So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
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idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
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I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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