he wants to bone in the snuggie
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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