I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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