And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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