remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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