what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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