i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
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