Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I will be naked everywhere
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Randomize
