maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Farmville is her only friend.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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