I'm laying in your front yard are you home
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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