You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
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i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
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And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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