quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Randomize
