At least make sure they are 18
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dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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