I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
where are you?
Hypothermia
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
