Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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