I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
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theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
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The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
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