also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
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asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
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He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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