i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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