cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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