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• (219): View more from Indiana

  The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  seriously i just wanna be friends

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  pass

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• (310): View more from California

  ...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.

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• (760): View more from California

  They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.

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• (310): View more from California

  My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.

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  That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?

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