You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
My first STD was from a foam party
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
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:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
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Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.