I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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