Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
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its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
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Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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