how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
is wine microwaveable?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
