Sponge bath it is.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
No subtext here. People are naked.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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