I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
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not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
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Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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