I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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