I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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