The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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