There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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