ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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