There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
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I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
you inspire me to be a worse person
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
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