I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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