she was so not down for the gang bang
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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