I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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