I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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