Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
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Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
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Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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