He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
