Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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