Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
