her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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