No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
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Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
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all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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