it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
