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I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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