I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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