brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
My nipple is on Facebook.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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