Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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