do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
