too bad you live with your parents still
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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