the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
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They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
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No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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