In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
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is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
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I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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