How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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